Tavis Smiley: "With all due respect to the power of your persuasive argument, your big mama and my big mama would stand here in front of you with all of your education and say you still ain't got no business, under no circumstances whatsoever, ever uttering that word white folks put on us to demean us--period."

The Nas Legionnaires--a herd of misguided, pea-brain sycophants melodically influenced when Nas strums his flute of musical ignorance--are absolutely ecstatic about the new rapper's single, "Be A Nigger Too."